I've long been a fan of these "vintage" style swimsuits since Mama Mia came out in the cinema. I can imagine myself on a lounge chair, mocktail in hand, fanning myself with a large sun hat. Of course, it wouldn't be in white (would clash too much with my skin), it would be black, with large white pok-a-dots.
You can order them in a large variety of sizes and colours/patterns, with a return policy. But, as usual, the distance of the Pacific makes the cost of shipping out of my league and I have to settle for logging into the website and gazing wistfully at the designs.